The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.

– Samuel Butler

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

- Aldous Huxley

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring—it was peace.

- Milan Kundera

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

- Mark Twain